# User:Wolfkeeper

 A. This user doesn't believe in Thor.
 G. This user believes the Geocentric model.
 P. This user supports privatisation of British Pavements.
 E. This user still has the scratches from testing Erwin Schrödinger's cat theory.
 R. This user makes his tea in Russell's teapot, and hence it cannot be found in orbit around the Sun.
The growth rate of new articles in the wikipedia is decaying...
Galle crater on Mars
The current prediction is that the wikipedia will level off at about 4.4 million articles. Currently there are 6 articles.
This user thinks Megatokyo is a good place to live provided you stay away from the brain eating zombies, much like the wikipedia really.
Most modern English speakers encounter "thou" only in the works of Shakespeare, in the works of other classical writers, and in the King James Bible. This is as good a reason to avoid these works as any other.
Stickney crater on Phobos

## Significant contributions

Hobbies include getting vandals banned.

## Deep black magic

Ouch!!

(Things I really, really don't like)

## Honors

I award you the Aviation Barnstar in recognition of your knowledgeable contribution to aviation articles. -Bzuk
 The Original Barnstar I award you this Barnstar for your hard work on the Rocket article. Congratulations, and keep up the good work. :) Pursey Talk | Contribs 00:34, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
 The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar I've observed your efforts in upholding the Network Neutrality article. Even if there was no reason to doubt your opposing number's motives, it's clear from his condescension, his insults and his steadfast refusal of views other than his own that he has no interest in cooperating, and accordingly that your work has been valuable. That you've been at it for nine months astounds me. Want one of these? --Kizor 15:33, 26 March 2007 (UTC)